RELATIVITY MALL

You can see
Zebras on the escalators and
Denture shops for alligators and
Pan-dimensional jigsaw puzzles and
Multi-temporal clocks - there's
Loan sharks - you'd be mad to pay for them
Card sharps - you'd be mad to play with them
Fractal pastrycrust pi with apples and
Pairs of mobius socks. The

Cardigans they knit are topologically impossible
Wearing one can take you places otherwise uncrossable
Portions of infinity are readily available
With discounts on ther rejects which are otherwise unsaleable...

There is a
Lift for those with perambulators who
Don't quite trust those escalators - it's
Hard enough to go up or down in one
These go sideways as well. Your
Credit may be unimpeachable
Good thing too - your bank's unreachable
Phones don't work in here, conmen lurk in here
All with something to sell. There's

Someone doing previews of a week ago next Saturday
New for old exchanges on potatoes sprouts and broccoli
Tins of quantum catfood with an offer on the label
And a special on explosives which are locally unstable...

Of course the
Side effects are quite arbitrary they
Tend to catch the most unwary but
What's time anyway? Same as yesterday
Some take no time at all - may we in-
Vite you in to spend an hour or two
Obligation? Hey! Would we lie to you?
Grab your plastic and let's get drastic at
Relativity Mall - hey
Grab your plastic - let's get drastic at
Relativity Mall!