BLOOD & CHOCOLATE

Great Aunty Moira came back from the dead
"Have a chocolate truffle" was the first thing she said
"Glad to see you're doing fine;
As for me I'm having the most wonderful time with

Blood and chocolate
What a fine surprise
Blood's not all a vampire can metabolise
Blood and chocolate
Both rich and sweet
They're the things that make life complete"

Great Aunty Moira looked healthy to me
But vampires are always so pale - she said
"So long as I keep my blood sugar high,
Even undead I still look hearty and hale"

She thanked me at length for the beautiful wake
Her funeral had had some class;
We'd toasted Aunty Moira with Creme de Cacao
And held a requiem and 45% cocoa mass - singing

Blood and chocolate
What a fine surprise
Blood's not all a vampire can metabolise
Blood and chocolate
Both rich and sweet
They're the things that make life complete
They're the things that make life complete